asherthedog on the academy awards

February 22nd, 2009

We miss living on Citrus Avenue tonight. Each year my mommy and I walked the two blocks that she calls “limosine alley”! We loved living only 2 blocks from where every star in Hollywood hopes they are invited to attend.

Boy could we tell you some stories…..if you ever meet my mommy, ask her about the three hummers the last year we lived there.  My mommy loved living in Hollywood and so did my dad.

Hollywood was where I was born and so was Violet. Shasta and Tiger were born in Burbank! Mommy nursed them with bottles until their eyes opened and, believe it or not, the kitties are pretty sweet. We play every day and when people come over, they are often shocked at the way we frolic, fight and play. You know like brothers and sisters.

We are going to finish watching The Oscars and see who wins. We are pulling for Mickey Rourke because my mommy thinks he is great. He is friends with her hairdresser, Guisseppe Franco, and my mommy has seen him a few times and just adores him. She also thinks he needs a haircut?

Love to all of my friends in Hollywood.

Asherthehollywooddog

asherthedog on Captain Sullenberger

February 19th, 2009

You rock! The next time my mommy wants to take me across the country on a plane, I am going to insist you are flying it. You do excellent landings!

We are honored to know that you live on the West Coast and we are very proud of your integrity and professionalism.

Your wife is very pretty and so are your kids.

Ashertheflyingdog

asherthedog on IT’S RAINING!

February 13th, 2009

At our house, rain is a sign of happiness!

My mom gets happy because she says the words flow through her brain better when it rains.

My dad gets happy because while they lived in Hollywood, he started to miss the lack of rain.

Outside I can hear the cars as they drive on the wet streets and it sounds exciting to a little dog like me who loves to experience life to the fullest!

It always thrills me when I get to wear my yellow rain coat and splash around in the water. Sometimes I even find a spot in the grass where I can lay down and roll even in the rain.

My mom and I both love the rain….when my mom was a little girl,  she used to skip down Hwy 155  in the Spring rains in Georgia.

Have a great day and know that rain is a blessing from God to keep everything growing and clean.

Asherthedog on let the rain come down!

AshertheILOVETHERAINdog!

asherthedog on smile and the world smiles with you

February 5th, 2009

keep it simple

smile when all seems totally messed up

give love when you want to hate

smile when the world throws you a curve ball

smile when the coffee is cold

laugh when you make a mistake

laugh when you think you got it wrong

laugh when you don’t know what else to do

most of all,

ask God and all his angels to  help you each day

and every night remember to thank them!!!!

ashertheprofounddog

asherthedogonmydaddyacesanothertest

January 16th, 2009

My daddy is so smart……he is smarter than your dad!!

He is taking a test today and I am happy for him because I know he will pass.  He always worries before his test and studies way too much so his brain gets all wound up and I truly believe if you believe a dog has a brain, that he should relax.

EAT BRAIN FOOD

TAKE  YOUR VITAMINS

and thank the universe for the good grade you are going to make

think positive

asherthemydadissmarterthanyourdaddog

asherthedog on HAPPY NEW YEAR

January 2nd, 2009

It is a brand new year and that means you have a whole  year ahead that has let go of the past so it would be good if you would do the same thing.

LIVE IN THE PRESENT

Stay centered in knowing that everything is gonna be okay no matter what happens and it is better to think good thoughts than to let your mind wander to those negative things that can sometimes be floating through your minds (not me i am a positive only dog who does not like to hear nonsense like negativity).

It does not take that much work to put your thoughts to something positive.

Every time you want to tell someone what they should be doing with their life just STOP!
IT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

IF YOU CAN’T SAY SOMETHING NICE, DON’T SAY ANYTHING

WORDS TO LIVE BY FROM A DOG WHO KNOWS WAY TOO MUCH

I AM AN OLD DOG WITH WISDOM

STEP RIGHT UP

AND LEARN THE LAWS OF ASHER

start your new year thinking only good things are coming your way

and guess what

they will

good things are coming

good things are staying

good things are better

than bad things

so just don’t forget it

stay happy

it is your choice

and your choice only

do not waste your time

or someone else’s time

by blaming others

on your problems

CLAIM IT NOW

SUCCESS

HAPPINESS

JOY

PEACE

LOVE

HARMONY

BEAUTY

ORDER

DEPTH

THAT IS ALL THAT IS IMPORTANT

and one more thing

I AM IMPORTANT

YOU ARE IMPORTANT

so take that and smile inside knowing

YOU ROCK!!!!!

asherthedog on what happened to the coach collar

December 27th, 2008

It was just a few weeks ago that I thought I made it clear that I  would like a Coach dog collar —red with a bone on it.

What happened pops?

AsherIwantacoachcollardog

asherthedog on hark the herald angels sing

December 26th, 2008

glory to the new born king

fa la la la la la la la la la la

i know i probably don’t have the words right but what do you expect from a chihuahua who never went to singing school

asherthedog on christmas trees

December 10th, 2008

christmas.jpgMy daddy is getting a Christmas tree for our new house on Dutton Ave in the City of Sunshine and Flowers. I am excited and Tigerthecat is happy because he gets to climb the tree and find a place to go to sleep.

My mom loves Christmas –if fact, my mom keeps some Christmas something in the house all year long because she believes that Christmas should be in your house every day you should celebrate the true meaning of Christmas even if it is the 4th of July!

Soon all the boxes in the back yard full of the years of decorations my mother has collected will replace the usual nicknacks and house will be transformed into a Christmas memory in the photo book.

Sleigh Bells Ringing will be playing and we at the WIGHTMAN/PHILLIPS HOUSE will be singing and decorating the tree. If I am lucky my dad will do the new dance that I have been coming up for him –the title is REINDEER SHUFFLE. It would be a good idea if he began to polish his dancing shoes if he wants to do it really great.

Asherthedog wants all you out there to remember to DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY AND MAKE IT A WHITE CHRISTMAS even if you live in California.

May Peace surround your family this Christmas.

May love surround you and all those you love this Christmas and may the New Year be filled with more new dreams that you can imagine.

In the end

dreams are

all that are real

never forget to dream

I AM DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS

ASHERTHEDREAMINGDOG

ASHERTHEILOVECHIRSTMASDOG

asherthedog on letting go

October 24th, 2008

Fortunately for me my dad never lets me go when we go for a walk or I would be running up Dutton with squirrels and cats on my mind…….

For others, it is best to let go of all the judgements you place on animals and people.

I  can double dog dare you to just let go but most of you out there living in your goodie two shoes attitude, letting go would mean that everything in your little perfectionist world would be shattered. IMAGINE THAT!

Those people in the world who go around making unfair judgements of others are really  lost —in a fog of self absorbed bull shit. The funniest part of there perfectionist world is a joke to the hip people who see right through the foggy and senseless attitudes of those who think they are better than everyone.

Letting go of thinking it is your way and other people don’t have a clue of how to do their own life right is another way to have your world crash around you.

People who think it is their job to judge dogs and people are patheric.

People who are too STUPID to get it –too stupid to say I am human and I messed up. IMAGINE SOME HUMAN THINKING THEY MAKE NO MISTAKES AND LIVING THEIR LIVES JUDGING THOSE WHO –IN THEIR MINDS –ARE LESS THAN PERFECT OR NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM

SMALL MINDS IS WHAT I THINK THEY HAVE

Who really cares..NOBODY CARES what judgemental people think

We notice, my mom and I, just how many people are unhappy. Their lives looking like there existence is to judge the world so they feel better about themselves.

My mom has a better way to let go  –she just loves everyone and she even prays for the ones that are lost and trying so hard to be perfect.

My mom is learning to love herself more although the truth is she has been trying to learn that her entire life. My mom had a rough start in life but it is obvious to me, her sweet and trusted companion, that my mom loves people who truly do not deserve her love. She gives to people who are selfish and self centered. She shares her treasures with people who are lost and living their lives in judgement.

My mom made a huge mistake recently by giving someone treasures that she and my grandmother had collected for many years. My mom loves passing things to people who will love them and make them a treasure,too. It broke my mom’s heart that she passed things to people who were just so unkind to her and so lost in their dreams of perfection. They must know there is nothing really perfect about them  –just take a look in the mirror and it will tell.

No human can be perfect!
only dogs

and in my house, I AM PERFECTION

ASHERTHEPERFECTDOG